o wow nice belly you got here, cave monster thing
dont drink da water
DAYUM, I DODGED THAT SUCKA, HOW DO YOU LIKE DEM APPLES?
5? Whats 5?
o sweet its a countdown! but to what?
is candy gunna fall out of the ceilin? man i hope so!!
omg 2!!! so close!!!
*th-thump, th-thump*
OMG OMG OMG :D
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safety zone is safe!
bloo ballz 0.0
this baddie looks a little depressed! Perhaps these guys are trying to say that being a bad guy is bad! Say NO to bad gyz!
so i backtracked and fought like 3 depressed dragon things for less jewels than i started. Needless to say: LOL JEWELS LOL
letz blow dis popsicle stand
"sup"
"sup"
"sup"
oh god must be sumthin i ate
"all the bloods rushin to my head! oh man! im gettin dizzy! oh man! call 911! oh god im starting to faint! oh god!"
"
"
QUIT PLAYIN GAEMZ WIT MAH HART...
dude someones livin in dis beast
shit man what the fuck are you doing in here man
"I'm liking where this is going
"
i said no because it was a hint i already know about plus im not doing so hot being one expert so i'll keep my health to myself. yeah i dunno why you have to give up your health to figure out stuff, but whatever man
SHEEAT WHADDAFAK O_O O_O O_O
WE'RE BEING FOLLOWED
this one gets me :(
uh oh i dun liek da lookz of dis...
oh god oh god
D00D HEY WUTZUP LIEK IM GUNNA TOTALLY KILL YA, Z'AT ALRIGHT?
QUIT TOUCHIN MY JEWELS
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okay, so, in order to beat every boss in this game, you must let them suck in your health, which they start to chew, because ronald's jewels taste oh-so-good, and that allows you to attack them. your own health is also a weapon of mass distraction, apparently.
oh, yeah, he can also kill you this way too, right, okay. I'm not exactly sure what to do if I ran out, which i did here, so!
YAY I WIN
YAY YAY YAY
ok i get it
owch! owie! ow! oh! oof! ow man! yowzah! owchies! ooooh! pain!
O_O UHM SWEET
HEY WOW REALLY HEY THATS GREAT ALRIGHT SUPER THUMBS UP SOLDIER
okay so ronald amazingly gets out of the monster cave thing and jumps on a train for no damned reason. unless the train is IN the monster cave thing? SHEEEAT.
that and SO MUCH MORE next time on MMTLA imagefest 2007
